What have they/them done to ELROND! Nooooo...
What I imagined when I saw the promotional photographfor Amazon's woke burlesque. →
By L. Nicholas de Lioncourt. Fair-use triad of parody, criticism, and satire - NOT A REAL Amazon promotion.
When I am either writing, coding, or working on one of my myriad projects, I have noticed these are the groups I return to again and again.
Not of sufficient interest to anyone; which, of course, I understand.
Everyone has favorite music bands, and no one cares. I am no different. I am certainly not special - yet - still - I have always thought that the more aligned the music preferences, the more aligned two personalities and the greatest probability for close friendship.
Meaning: I dislike the Beatles and 1960s culture, have no interest in Led Zeppelin, detest Madonna, and suffer headaches from ALL pop (non)musicians favored by the Milennial and Gen Z generations; instead, my Depeche Mode collection is over 200 releases, and I might have the largest assemblage of Visage CDs known...
...so I might not be among the top considerations for an obsess'd fan of classic 1960s music, who might not appreciate my ADMIRATION of Ronan Harris' (gifted) compositional work in VNV Nation (try 'Illusion' beautiful... or 'When is the Future').
No... once again: I abhor Anne Rice's puerile vampire-penny-dreadfuls (the former Anne Rice, I recently discovered). The name 'Lestat de Lioncourt' was not her creation; rather, Anne Rice's French-illiterate larceny. She has no claim to the family name or the origin.
Writing openly, in adolescence I read her first book at the request of a classmate; yet the second release in her 'Vampire Chronicles'... unreadable. I did not finish. A novelized emetic. From a plot summary of the third release, continued mindless insensibility - which describes the author, as well... I could not tolerate the absence of creativity, or her risible (re)vision of the 'vampire'. My opinion, reader, used toilet paper offers a more compelling story.
I am a descendent of Guy de Lioncourt, French composer (1885-1961); and if our genetic resemblance is not obvious, well, perhaps consult your nearest ophthalmologist:
Guy de Lioncourt, French composer (1885-1961)
Our judiciary has long metastisized into a withering cancer upon our Rights. We are the Land of the Guilty. Home of the Incarcerated. Kingdom of the Priviledged Elite.
Over the months, the years, passed; I have watched as Hunter Biden et al., extorted foreign businesses without deleterious reprisal, committed offenses that would secure a life sentence of federal incarceration for the common citizen, and participate in illegalities for which the FBI, the ATF and NSA would persecute a trangressor to suicide; and yet - yet - Hunter Biden lives without concern, without restraint, without hardship, without accountability.
While Edward Snowden lives in exile. While they who dared approach the U.S., Capitol; that tax-funded, inviolable Sanctuary of the Aristocracy, on January 6th decline in political prisons.
If we, that is to write the populace not born into the cabal of judicial and political amnesty, attempt to so much as defend ourselves against imputation, the United States courts has established such massive and uncountable regulations and statutes that we could be condemned for merely resisting others' accusations.
The records of history warn that these are the conditions; if left unmitigated, which compel the people to revolution.
Try demonstrating your worth through humble actions; not announcing your worth and demanding others listen.
The Road to Hell is paved with leftist policies; the road to Heaven is paved with leftists.
Were I a famous actor, Kevin Sorbo would be part of my inner circle.
For no other ambition than the intersectional absurdities of Marxism, this triviality of life - this nonsensical Karen - Alison Stine, denigrates an accomplished entertainer, Chris Pratt, as 'disgraced' for his... piety.More...
Now that my 'shadow ban' on Twitter has ended (as their internal off-shored teams work to conceal the Twitter propaganda filters) I may once again enjoy an evening insulting this itty-bitty brownshirt:
'I would unite with anybody to do right and with nobody to do wrong.'
The Leadership of Frederick Douglass
Historical accuracy is 'white supremacy' and 'toxic masculinity'? No. Another Leftist campaign against the trauma of facts. This film is neither 'white supremacy' nor 'toxic masculinity'; rather, historical accuracy is untenable truth for the Left. In their war against cultural and historical accuracy, the Left stands on the threshold of their extinction.
We no longer fear their accusations.
We ignore their tantrums.
We mock their cultural and historical delusions...
They are the frail, the timorous, and the delicate of emotions.
They are afraid... of us... what they fear, what outrages them, we must embrace. WE. MUST. EMBRACE.
You ever noticed the Leftists have not praised, will never praise, the gifted insight and eloquence of Frederick Douglass? The Leftists would violently protest an historically accurate film about his struggle and incredible principles... wonder why... what political party was he...
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J'en ai par-dessus la tête du parti de gauche aux États-Unis, putains des socialistes et des communistes cachés. Le peuple a besoin du divorce; c'est-à-ecrire, on a besoin du divorce national - culturel et sans notion de faute, vite fait et bien fait.
Mais, combien de temps faudra-t-il attendre?
WHAT IS SOCIALISM:
The religion of safe-space cry-closet confessionals - of unsuccessful narcissists, of triggered zealots. who tithe with others' money to their central god, Daddy Government; and follow their ternary commandments of virtue-signalling, victimhood, and mediocrity. [see also 'loser']
Canadian 'hacker' Aubrey Cottle, "Kirtaner", who claims to be a 'leet h@x0r who doxxed innocent donators' PII by stealing GiveSendGo Data:
Right...
Notwithstanding political or philosophical disagreements, in my professional career as a coder and architect I have never violated others' trust and privacy, never once violated my principals and skills.
You, Aubrey Cottle, on the other, have neither skills nor principals. You are a spasmodic fraud with an epicene voice, whose existence should have begun and ended in your father's 'secret sock'.
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I would regret my birth if I were Dean Blundell (for clarification, Twitter: @ItsDeanBlundell) who willfully and publicly provided evidence against himself for the malicious endangerment of others and the dissemination of others' PII obtained through criminal means.
Not once - NOT ONCE - in my career have I even fantasized about violating others' privacy and other's trust in me with private information. There is never justifiable reason to expose others' PII (Personally Identifiable Information); especially for puerile revenge against them, whose only offenses were holding diametric principals.
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l. nicholas inserted the critical, graphical additions to the showtime promotional image.
I feel neither guilt nor concern for the transgressions of them who lived before me. None at all.More...
My Lord of the Rings Parody of Amazon's Woke Corruption: Re-Imagining 'the Rings' for the Woke Generation [somewhat nsfw].
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Whenever I am out and see a ranting progressive leftist
Seems an appropriate image. On Twitter, 'The Libs of Tik Tok' is a gallery of Leftist Nonsense (a redundancy).
Click this insufferable image to suffer the original video on Twitter (opens new tab).
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After Embracing Socialism, I Thought the Democrat Party Needed an Updated Design for Campaign Buttons...
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Image created by L. Nicholas de Lioncourt (yes, those donkeys are giving the sieg)
I cannot append this to each entry; nonetheless, my graphics are not generalized assaults on all democrats or even them leaning to the 'left'. Not at all. Generalization is the core tenet of cancel culture, of critical race theory, of bigotry; not democrats or the 'left' in general.
Generalization is the foundational principal of them I do insult with my graphics: Marxists, Socialists, Government Zealots, Ever-Offended and Offensive Karens, the Far Left. (In this image, the German I wrote means: [The] Political Elites... from the People... against the People)
Microsoft Bing, the world's #1 search engine... used by accident.
How malicious is Microsoft Bing's Censorship? I appear on the Official Search Engines of Russia, Yandex and of China, Baidu!
Not Bing.
Just as the many 100,000s+ of others; I have incurred Microsoft Bing's censorship wrath, and received the prestigious DEINDEXING AWARD.
My transgression: defiance against Microsoft's Authoritarian Woke Propaganda. Yes, Microsoft Bing openly admits to being a CONTENT EDITOR, not a site indexer.
Oh! Whatever shall I do without the Bing.com 2.47% market share... 2.47% and falling each year.
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Once again, messieurs et mesdames, the brilliance of Ben Garrison:
© Ben Garrison
The Wisdom of Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Even in death, no one can bring this great man down -- L. Nicholas de Lioncourt
On this Hallowe'en Evening; perhaps we might catch the Ghosts of Terry McAuliffe's election chances.
(... I know a cross deters vampires, yet can one repel this Terry-ble vampile-of-sh*t, Count McAllLeft? Leftist POS.)
UPDATE: bwaaaa-haaaa-haaaa, he lost!
Marxists and Leftists are Stage IV Social Cancers.
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Mandatory Reading of the marxist Left & the Progressives. Komrades, available in university cry-closets & safe-spaces nationwide, and soon to the ☭☭ Critical Race Theory ☭☭ curricula of public schools:
да товарищ - сейчас я читаю то, что нам задали!
image by L. Nicholas de Lioncourt, and, yes ...sigh... my russian has critically suffered over the years.
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note: Yes, before technology, I was once a successful and self-made - not 'DADDY-BIDEN-MADE-PARASITIC' - fine artist.
Remember the Seinfeld episode featuring the patron couple viewing 'The Kramer'? Well, since Hunter Biden has delusions of artistic talent.
I sadly present: 'THE HUNTER'
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Hero Edward Snowden exposing the 'fact-checkers' hired by the pueri aeterni et puellae aeternae of the regressive port-o-let-redolent Left.
Yes, the '10th Amendment' man is saying my actual thought when I heard Psaki assert this...
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10th Amendment: 'The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.'
For a few years, I have received email variations on this common spammed-attempt at extortion; and as I cheerfully delete each one, I muse to myself '...sure, yeah, you go ahead and do that - knock yourself out..."
Yet, considering the persistence of these mass-spammed messages over the years, I must assume there is some measure of success.
If I were asked for advice: ignore these messages, and understand that maintaining hyper-vigilant paranoia while using any network-connected device - whether wi-fi or More...
After seeing all the 'Pumpkin Spice' MEMES, I realized one had been overlooked... so, I designed this piece of humor.
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Since I have neither interest in nor an account with Facebook, I learned of Facebook's BGP disappearance from world routing tables only a few moments ago - no Facebook, no Instagram, no WhatsApp; and for me, the entire event went unnoticed. I learned of this later through the intrepid hero, Edward Snowden.
Same day and another coincidence; completely unrelated, of course...
Deserves songs of praise, lyrics of three beautiful letters: F-J-B, F-J-B, F-J-B.
Risking design repetition, yet enjoying satire through creating fictitious newspaper articles.
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From the future...
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In response to the Malignant Left's latest assault on free speech...
I created this: the Censorship Times, future required reading of all Komrades, published by the Central Google-Facebook Government Free Press...
© 2021 Satire Image by L. Nicholas de Lioncourt. Free speech is unalienable self-determination and personal choice, even if that choice is deleterious to the individual or unpopular among the masses.
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IDIOCRACY of the LEFT: promoting the State's vaccine campaign with a humiliating choreography of what I can only describe as un-seeable 'Vaxtraterrestrial' dancers, a middle-aged glove-puppet, and animated syringes that more resemble addicts willing to do '...all the things you'll like for just one more hit...'
…while prancing - yes, prancing - to 'Tequila' by The Champs.
A High-Colonic Extravaganza for the Eyes and Mind!
Not even 'The Sonny and Cher Comedy Hour' was ever THIS moronic, and that show was visual contraception for the 70s generation - further, some men can pull-off guyliner (david sylvian, nick rhodes, me etc. &c.); some cannot. The guy on the left cannot.
Well; you ovine, hypochondriac karens, explain yet another in a series of inexplicable exemptions to the COVID p(l)andemic...
I have previously listed direct quotes and admissions from Komrades' Authoritarian Administration: entries 1, 2, 3, 4.
A true pandemic, fatal and pestilential, would necessitate consistency, strategic planning and collective action wherein success could yield NO EXEMPTIONS.
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During the panel discussion and presentation of the Maricopa County Election Audit, Dr. V.A. Shiva Ayyadurai cited the 'VERIFIED & APPROVED-MCTEC' stamp being 'under' the signature pointer (shown in the graphic below). Within online forums and news sites, these examples have swiftly - in my opinion, precipitately - become conclusive exemplars of fraud.
Notwithstanding my opinion of any issue - including the More...