I enjoy hiding unexpected messages in my professional pages; no one notices; for example, the Privacy Policy (even the Terms of Use).
NEVER USE PASSIVE VOICE!
Ignore that. Ignore the other rules, as well.
Disregard the gibbering of anyone promoting "the right way to write".
Within the species, Homo Sapiens Sapiens, lives a regressive subclass of bryozoans named, "Grammar Prescriptivists".More...